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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 23:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV

Still no good.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is treasury?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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